I am on break, which essentially means my life consists of nothing. I literally do nothing besides sit on my butt and noodle around the internet and watch the West Wing. Although I did get a flu shot and mail a check today, so on the break scale I was incredibly productive.
Today I also took a very interesting personality quiz on BuzzFeed entitled “Which Food Network Chef is Your Spirit Animal?”. Unfortunately, due to my disappointing results I cannot recommend others to take the quiz as I believe that this quiz does not accurately capture a true summary of a person’s personality and character. Which Food Network chef is my spirit animal, you ask? Drumroll please.
“You got: Rachael Ray
You’re obsessed with SPEED. If it takes longer than 30 minutes to cook, you might as well just throw it out and start again. If the bus goes below 55 mph, it will EXPLODE. You use a lot of conditioner in your hair, which shows that you take life seriously, but in a FUN way. You’re most compatible with Guy Fieri and Sandra Lee. Watch out for Alton Brown.”
I am thoroughly upset. I am nothing like Rachael Ray…except that I almost got a ticket for reckless driving (and luckily was able to avoid the reckless driving charge but not the ticket), I hate waiting for my food to cook, and I use WAY too much conditioner in my hair. Although I don’t understand how that means I take life seriously in a “FUN” way. I can confidently say that I would never be good friends with Sandra Lee. I would have to get a different contact prescription for all of those soft lenses she uses and canned things almost always freak me out. Also, I LOVE Alton Brown, but to be honest, he would probably annoy me in real life. Guy Fieri would definitely annoy in real life like he does on the television.
Rachael Ray just annoys me with her voice and her affinity for “EVOO”. I would probably really like her in real life.
I’m going to continue taking the quiz until I get someone I like, but not Giada, because her head is so large.
Someone find me a newspaper to read.
UPDATE: I got Bobby Flay. I’m very pleased with my previous Rachael Ray result in comparison.